How to Diversify Sex

We have discovered new properties in objects familiar from childhood. Some of them allow you to have sex with such joy as if it were the first and last time.

As practice shows, in bed, not a single extraneous thing is superfluous: not a second escort, not a third companion, not a ping-pong ball. The main thing is to know how to use it. This is where the advice of David De Angelo, one of the most popular American relationship consultants, comes to your aid (his mailing list from daviddeangelo.com is read by almost two million subscribers, or even six if you count every three times).

David is sure that almost any gizmo that is lying around in your or her apartment can bring an escort unprecedented pleasure. Although it will be less than the joy that she would have experienced, give her a fur coat made of chinchilla eyebrows.

1. The sommelier raged

A bottle of wine

Undress the belfast escorts leaving only her panties on. Check the label on them. If it says 100% nylon, send her in to change into the ones that say 100% cotton. You will need cotton ones, others will not work.

Place your companion in front of you, and kneel in front of her. Pull the elastic of the panties and the mold by the collar (or is it a bosom ... in general, in the space between the fabric and the skin) a little wine.

Wait until the wine is absorbed, and pressing your lips to her bosom, begin to greedily suck the wine through the fabric. Don't be surprised if she wraps her arms around your head and holds you closer to her. After drinking every drop, pour the wine again. The number of approaches depends on whether you should drive today.

2. Warm welcome

A towel (or preferably two) and a bowl of hot water

Using a razor blade, scissors, or some method unknown to science, make a vertical slit ten centimeters long in the center of a small towel. Dip a towel in hot water, pull it out and wring it out.

Look around and check if there is a naked companion nearby. If found, ask her to lie on her back and spread her legs slightly, bending her knees. Shyly cover your companion's pubis with a damp and hot towel so that through the incision in the tissue you can reach the target. Now have regular sex with her, start cunnilingus, or turn to the wall and fall asleep if you have already lost all interest in what is happening.

The steam effect will not only relax all her muscles but also cause blood flow to the genitals, which will not slow down to affect the escort's feelings.

After about two minutes, the towel will cool down. If you ruined two towels with slits, the second will already be waiting for you next to you in a cup of hot water, and you will quickly put it in place of the first.

3. Working with a spark

Candle

Toying with a pistol (or whatever is in your pocket), tell the escort to undress and lie on her back, raising her knees and slightly spreading her legs. Turn off the light (if it happens during the day, wait for the total eclipse of the sun - see "Calendar of astronomical events"), light a candle, and put it in the escort's field of vision. Take a position that will allow you to simultaneously see the candlelight and make the escort cunnilingus. (You can, of course, choose a position that only allows you to watch the flame, but believe me, after a while both you and the escort will feel very stupid.)

Watch the burning wick, and with each oscillation of the candle flame, repeat this movement with your tongue. The fire fluctuates without any logic and sets the pace, so your companion will constantly be intense anticipation of the continuation of caresses, getting stronger and stronger every minute. If it's in the basement, use an authentic resin torch.

4. Silk Road

One long silk scarf and one short one

Ask your naked companion to get on all fours (we don't know how you will achieve this, but we hope that you still have at least some blackmail tools). Tie her up with a short scarf. Take a long scarf in your hands and begin to lightly run it over the escort's legs and back. After about two minutes, pass the scarf between her legs.

Grab the ends of the scarf, one hand in front of her face, the other in the back. The escort must, as it were, "straddle" the silk ribbon. Now, all the same, weightlessly, start pulling the scarf back and forth over her body. The fabric should be barely perceptible to slip. The longer the scarf, the more pleasant the escort will be.

5. Chocolate Orgasm

Chocolate and/or Candy

Shake a bag of small chocolates in front of her. Sometimes this is enough for an escort to undress. If that was enough, sprinkle the candy and turn off the lights in the room. Advise a friend to stick them on her favorite parts of the body and limbs. When she copes with this task, without turning on the light, start looking for chocolate pills with your tongue by touch in all her nooks and crannies.

By the way, if you are fresh from the cold, then with tea or coffee this game will be even more exciting and nutritious. Even if you're not full, searching for candy can help you find out where her erogenous zones are.

6. High feeling

A car with a sunroof in the ceiling.

“How so ?! - you are rightly indignant. “Before that, you were talking about fairly ordinary household items, and here you have a car!” "Well, sue us, squabbler!" - we will calmly dismiss. Briefly speaking…

Take the aberdeen escorts somewhere in a remote, but romantic-looking place by car. Pretend you have something wrong with the transmission. Word for word - undress the escort at least from below. Then they led, squeezing through the hatch, to sit on the roof of the car. Position yourself with your feet in the front seat (do not forget to change) so that its lower part is in front of your face. Get started!

Her feelings promise to be engraved in the memory for a long time. A mixture of danger (you do it outside the walls of the apartment), novelty, and fear of heights will do the trick. In old age, she will tell her grandchildren about this unforgettable experience, if she finally falls into insanity in order to tell such obscenities to small children.

7. Time will judge

Any timer

Naturally, ideally, you should use the most romantic, from the point of view of escorts, a device for measuring short periods of time - an old hourglass with a cuckoo that somehow got behind the glass. But since you do not live in an ideal world, use the alarm clock of your mobile phone. Turn it on for three minutes. Explain to the escort that for these three minutes she is allowed to do with you whatever she wants you to do with her.

Now, remember which places she massaged, which she stroked, where she applied force, where is the caress. After enduring 180 seconds, set the alarm again and repeat with her what she did to you. Often, Nottingham escorts are embarrassed to say what exactly they want (for example, so that summer comes sooner and she loses five kilograms), and such a game is one of the ways to find out.

8. Pearls on the Skin

A string of pearls

Women love the touch of smooth pearl texture to their skin. And not only on the neck.

Sit between the legs of your lying companion. Hang a pearl necklace on the tip of your thumb and press it just below your clitoris. With your other hand, start pulling the thread towards the escort's belly.

At the same time, each bead should lightly pass over the clitoris. Choose the speed of movement of the beads based on the reaction of your companion. Orgasm from this sorting of the rosary will come pretty quickly. Much earlier than she realizes that you gave her plastic beads for fifteen rubles.

9. From the fire to the wormwood

A cup of crushed ice and a cup of hot tea and coffee.

Throwing skin receptors from heat to cold and back within a minute can deliver a lot of thrills. The procedure is as simple as the internal structure of sand-lime brick. Lay the naked escort somewhere where she won't roll to the floor and break.

Take hot tea in your mouth, swallow it and start caressing with your hot tongue. After half a minute, put ice in your mouth, and then do the same with a cold tongue. The temperature drop and the rush of blood to the erogenous zones will do the trick. Which one - you will find out when you ask the escort to repeat the contrasting caresses on you.